do you ever think ‘yeah i’ll just masturbate and go straight to sleep’ but then end up masturbating and staying up for another 5 hours

A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
“I wonder if there’s porn of-“
there is
Watching The Office while I wait for Pretty Little Liars to start, and who do I see but none other than Max Carver. Also known as one of the Alpha twins from Teen Wolf.